Mr Jones suggested a while ago that I should keep a “record” of all Madame’s nicknames – personally I think its because of his old age and inability to remember them all. So Mr Jones, this one is for you.
- Moo (My Name for her)
- Moo Moo
- Monkey Moo
- Itsy Bitsy (Given to her by School because she was the youngest in the school)
Sorry Ladybug, you are doomed to have an identity crisis growing up, considering none of these names are on your birth certificate.